Hometown : Ferndale, Michigan, United States of America
Favorite Band : Guns N’ Roses
Favorite Drink : Bacardi & Coke
Nicknames : Master Of The Universe, Greatest Man Alive, etc.
If Hollywood made a movie about your life, what actor would play you? : I think Jake Gyllenhaal could pull off the little intricacies that make me who I am, and I think he is the only hip actor that could pull off my thick facial hair.
If you had six months to live, what would you do with your remaining time? : I would probably just steal everything I have always wanted, steal a boatload of cash and travel the world.
Where is your favorite hangout? : Three Blind Mice in Mt. Clemens, Michigan. Its a comfortable little bar, with over one hundred different beers, and some great food. Yep, that’s my shit.
How big is your bed? : Big enough.
Why do they put Braille on drive through bank machines? : Some people are into that kind of thing I guess.
If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea, does that mean the fifth enjoys it? : I imagine so, there is always someone who enjoys something, I don’t see why the squirts would be different.
If all the world is a stage, where does the audience sit? : They sit on the less desirable parts of the stage, like in the back, where the mops and buckets are. There isn’t enough room for everyone to be front and center, someone has to clean the stage after I’m done.
Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii ? : Well, if you want the truth, it is because when you get federal funding to build a highway, it is classified as an interstate highway, even if it doesn’t cross state lines. There are actually quite a number of interstate highways that dont cross state lines. Consider yourselves schooled.
Shoutouts : Word to your mother.
Contact Info : rikkiroxx [ at ] gmail.com
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